Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Bar tender
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
I ate sand.
It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
So you can tell it apart from urine
Hard eh.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.