Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.