Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Cuatro Cinco Jokes More Cuatro Cinco Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head