They don't like getting sand in their crack.
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because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
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Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Sandusky
The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
I can't gargle sand.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A rough draft
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
Quatro Sinko
Cuatro sinko
quatro cinco
Quatro cinqo.
Hide-and-Sikh
In case he got a hole in one.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
Because nobody liked it on earth.
Because HE is the one who knocks.
The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself
Your grandma.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
You take your foot off the top of their head.
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
