Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.