What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !