What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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Tap water

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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In a cacti!

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It logs on.

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Bolivia Jokes More Bolivia Jokes

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.