How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.