How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.