How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.