How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

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How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho