What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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She's afraid of heights.

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An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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We were bound to get together...

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Discover.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage