What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!