Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!