Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice