What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u