What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer