What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Crumple Jokes More Crumple Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u