Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
He is so misunderstood.
Because he is lying.
Because they make up everything!
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Friday by Rebecca Black
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
An engi-near!
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too