Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.