Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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He buys a new house.

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I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.