What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!