What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles