Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.