What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.