What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

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Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.