What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!