What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece