What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease