Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup