Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup