Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.