A snowfake.
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He was kinda flakey
Can you smell carrot?
Snowballs.
He was a snow call, snow show.
Snow balls. Ha
What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!
When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.
He saw the snowblower coming
By icicle.
An empty playground
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The snowball!
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
I can see!
Pull down his pants.
Because he saw the snowblower coming
In a snow bank!
Because they're in the kitchen melting.
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!
He heard the snow-blower was coming.
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
He heard the snow blower was coming.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
Frostbite
A puddle"
Have an ice day!
Chill-dren.
Frostbite !
He ate the dentist.
By iceicle !
Because the snowblower is coming.
On the winternet.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Snowballs !
In a snowbank !
Frost bite !
A puddle!
He had snow balls
On his birthday flake!
Because frost bites !
You get a hairdryer!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
You get a frostbite!
Snowblower
dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
A: A snowmobile!
You wake up wet !
Iced lolly.
With an icy-stare!
I.C. !
Because you have to hollow out the head.
A Snowman.
Because she got plowed by another man.
Ice caps !
Tijuana build a snowman
Because the snowblower was coming.
The snowblower came around
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
You would get severe frostbite.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
Do you smell carrot?
Frostbite.
They'd be terrified
He began to feel Merry.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
I said "Congratulations!!!"
Snow Balls
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Netflix and chill.
When the big hand touched the little hand
He tested positive for Coke.
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Dumblebore
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
