Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.