Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.