Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend?

Hey Messe

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks