Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar