Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!