Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.