What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.