Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.