What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.