What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.