What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal