What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.