How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.