How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.