What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.