What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men