Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Michael Phelps Jokes More Michael Phelps Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)