Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Why does Michael Phelps make a good boyfriend?

He is a good breast-stroker.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself