He is a good breast-stroker.
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He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
He only Phelps himself.
Black people can't swim.
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Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
Stop playing it cagey!
They refuse to have liters.
A submarine, obviously.
Because women are right.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
Zikachu.
A: Because it was a total rip-off.
I'm gonna level with you.
A police officer in America.
Because they're easier to spot
