He is a good breast-stroker.
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He's got like a Brazilian Medals.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
He only Phelps himself.
Black people can't swim.
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Shake'n bake.
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Tennis-ee Williams
Brazilian soccer players.
The Milky Hue.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Bordercross
Have a good one, son."
A castle
Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
