What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

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Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.