What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines