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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why would I be mad?

girls who are mad

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.