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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.