Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.