Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round