What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.