What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.