Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What do you call a Time Machine that can only travel to one location in time?

The RE-tardis