What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly