What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.