What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Vcr Jokes More Vcr Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.