What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

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Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

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more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Islamophobia.

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Pump kin.

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.