Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
They both came in a little behind!
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr
Leave my provolone!
To get the Yolk Rite.
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.