What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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When are the hiest's coming out?

THEY ARE NOT!

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.