What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.