How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.