How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!