You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A: The dog taped his mouth.
There was some money in the kitty !
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
No one told him he's black.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
She didn't want to litter
