What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

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What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.