Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.