A: The dog taped his mouth.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
They only speak in Morse-toad!
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Because it wasn't feline well
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
His mouth is moving.
A whale with a table taped to it.
He just couldn't tape it anymore..