Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape