What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm