Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.