Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.