Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

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What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!