Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here