Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Dog House Jokes More Dog House Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!