How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

Jokes reposts

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What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!