Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Purranks.
Because he couldn't see that well.
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
Nothing, it's just a website.
People laugh at my face.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Raise the woof!
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
Correct."
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
