Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.