The punchline
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
This guy!
Punchline.
Ba-dum-tss