Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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What is the theme song for the KKK?

We gon be all white

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.