What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion