What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.