What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.