What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.